Dear annoying Bostonians,

Just in case you've forgotten, we are in America.

In America, we walk on the right side of the street.

The right side of the escalator is for standing; the left side is for walking.

Before you shove your way onto the train, you should let the people who need to exit the train... exit the train.

Also, boys, please open the door for girls. Or at least hold it until she gets to the door instead of pretending not to see her.

Unless you have a physical ailment, please stop taking the elevator from the first floor to the second floor. You're wasting space, oxygen, and everyone else's time.

If you're going to drive 50 on the freeway, please get out of the fast lane.

And finally, when a car is speeding along at 40 miles per hour through a green light, your pedestrian rights don't matter. Get off the street and back onto the sidewalk until the white man says it's safe.

k, thanks.