Jessica is shaking her fist angrily.

I do not wish to preface this post other than by saying that the following is an email I just sent to Melody, plus bits and pieces of a conversation I had with Jerry. I am ornery.
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Dear Melody,

I am currently sitting in Abnormal Psychology, and I feel like dying. We just spent 25 minutes going over Freud and then Humanism. And now he's talking about Behavioral Psychology and classical conditioning. Umm... newsflash? This is PS371. WHY are we doing intro stuff? Honestly, earlier in class, someone raised their hand and didn't know what the Oedipus Complex was. Excuse me, miss. If you don't know what the Oedipus Complex is, you should stand up, pack up your things, and walk over to PS101.

Seriously! This is the 5th lecture of the course and I cannot believe he's talking about Pavlov. Get awayyyy from me.

-jess
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Jerry: the number and class name do not make me feel like it's an intro class

you should leave.

me: i'm sitting in the far back corner.

Jerry: or raise your hand and say, "when does the learning start"

me: if I was in the front row, I would definitely walk out. immediately.
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me: i don't know why i'm so ornery.

I think it's because this is my last class... on a Friday.

Jerry: how many lectures have you had so far

that would do it.

me: umm, this is lecture #5.

Jerry: wow

that is a little ridiculous
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me: no

he's talking about classical conditioning

Jerry:and this is from hs psych

hahaha

pavlov and his puppies

me: puppies.

i like them.

i'm writing a ranting email to melody.

because she enjoys my anger.

Jerry: haha

she's funny...

classical conditioning = showering to mozart
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me:OMG. he just said, "we're now going to differentiate between reinforcement and punishment."

you are JOKING me.

[repeatedly slams head against wall].

Jerry: haha

add that.

especially the repeatedly slamming of the head.

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Raaarrrr. The end.